Things the Refreshaholics Obviously Never Do

(Because We're Too Busy Going to Parties and Kissing People of the Opposite Gender and Stuff)

1. Hang around at midnight waiting for things to go up.

2. Speculate endlessly about what will be the next review.

3. Vigilantly watch the bukkit for people with the gall to disagree with us.

4. Learn to scan forums for the color green within seconds.

5. Sprain our clicking fingers.

6. Singlehandedly raise D2's alexa ratings by statistically significant amounts.

7. Stare warily at newer forum members.

8. Be stared at warily by older forum members.

9. Waste a perfectly good day.

10. Endlessly form pointless groups.

11. Post suggestions in the discussion section for other things we do.